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A Few Of The MANY Hoedowns Of Ryan Stiles!

Television Hoedown
As an actor, there's nothing on tv
I think the should have a show about me!
I don't think that's odd I don't think that's real scary
And It'll happen when I murder Drew Carey!
Biting Nails Hoedown
There's 1 thing that I really shouldn't do.
It's my nails that I love to chew.
Day after day, I can't stop. What a twist.
I've chewed off all my fingers. Now I'm nibblin' on my wrist!
Movies Hoedown
I hate it at the movies when all the kids scream
I have to admit that is really not my scene
But 1 thing's for sure an usher I won't call
I just sit in front of them, I'm over 6 feet tall!
Coffee Hoedown
Lattes, capuccinos, I really can't see
I like black coffee & everyone laughs at me
When I order they think I have no class
Why don't they take their espresso machine and shove it up their ass!
Feeding the Cat Hoedown
I always feed my kitty the way a master should
In fact I feed all the kittys in the neighborhood.
They look at me kinda strange some are even bitter
I guess the figured out I'm feeding them kitty litter.
Golf Hoedown
When I go golfing we always bet a buck
The my friend kisses me he kisses for good luck
I'm not saying I'm aroused 'cause he is just a friend
But when he smooches me it makes my putter stand on end.
Motorways Hoedown
Driving home from work can be lots of fun.
Driving down the highway, when your work is done.
I love to watch the bugs as they splat against my glass,
The last thing that goes through their mind is their big fat arse.
Scuba Diving Hoedown
I love all the fishies, all the sharkies too,
When I see one comes towards me, I swim like you,
Out of all the friends down there, hey, don't you know,
There's a friend of mine! The very popular Jacques Cousteau.

100th Episode Hoedown
Colin says he's hung the best that I just can't see.
I've known him for a long time, and it cannot be.
He's says he's got a big penis, but that's not a lock,
Cuz I have to tell you right now mine's tucked in my sock.
 Bachelor Party Hoedown
My friends threw me a party, I knew that I was sunk.
We stripped right down, all night long, got really drunk.
Dancin' with my naked friends, boy, that's the life!
As a matter of fact, to hell with my wife!
Bad Neighbor Hoedown
I really hate the guy who lives next door to me,
I wish he'd move real far or so I couldn't see,
People running naked, it's really, really scary,
But I guess thats what you get when you live next door to Drew Carey.
2nd Beach Hoedown
I went to the beach with Drew and boy was it fun
He took off shirt and everybody else was done
We got a place there, apartment that we leased
He was being pushed in the water by some guys from Green Peace..
Blind Date Hoedown
I had a blind date, just the other night
The type of girl that really shouldn't be in the light
She wasn't really attractive, she was kind of bland
But she still beat the hell out of using my right hand!
Zoo Hoedown
A zoo is a place I don't want to be.
All of the animals really frighten me.
Here comes a hippo, oh no, it's kind of scary
Oh, it's not a hippo. It is just Drew Carey!


The Cat Clip....not the whole thing

Ryan's Wife Hoedown

Colin..I'm an Idiot

Ryan as Carol favorite

First Time We Kissed 3 Headed Broadway Star

Ryan And Colin Doing Shakespeare

Sound Effects Noah's Ark

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